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emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

feels-by-the-foot:

captain-pragmatism:

fusionselite:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Are you really defending her for cheating? What is wrong with you?

This is justice… You know, that thing you bitches are always whining about? Equality? All that jazz?Shut your dick holster and take a seat.

Serves her so right. This is beautiful.

feels-by-the-foot:

captain-pragmatism:

fusionselite:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…

Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Are you really defending her for cheating? What is wrong with you?

This is justice… You know, that thing you bitches are always whining about? Equality? All that jazz?
Shut your dick holster and take a seat.

Serves her so right. This is beautiful.

posted 3 hours ago with 6,001 notes
surprisebitch:

thank you

surprisebitch:

thank you

(Source: queenmerbabe)

posted 3 hours ago with 141,920 notes

purplefridge:

that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers

(Source: purplefridge-archive)

posted 14 hours ago with 103,441 notes

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

kili-fili-and-frilly:

Movies that constantly go back and forth between being too loud and too quiet

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(Source: peter-pans-booty-shorts)

posted 15 hours ago with 169,768 notes

bussykiller:

firelorcl:

if you put an e on the end of clitoris it’s like an obscure yet pretty name

clitorise
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posted 15 hours ago with 61,972 notes

dulldrops:

How many followers do u need to have before u just get random curious anons or am i just too boring

posted 15 hours ago with 357,774 notes

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

dreadreaming:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

Evidence:

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Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

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Science!

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas have you seen this?

omg

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

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(Source: misterpaulito)

posted 15 hours ago with 405,505 notes

masopokonlife:

I think I’m about to have a heart attack. Tsukki~~~!!!!!!❤

A track with nothing but Tsukki’s voice o)-< I’m in heaven. I feel like I’m listening to a drama CD _:(´ `」 ∠):_

Please wear earphones for full effect!!

posted 15 hours ago with 1,978 notes
“You have to learn how to care about people without taking on all of their problems.”
- Phylicia Rashād, The Cosby Show (1987)

(Source: sbrown82)

posted 15 hours ago with 30,782 notes

hesitence:

people who dont have read receipts on imessage are the reason why i have trust issues

posted 15 hours ago with 38,692 notes
via guy · © hesitence

chimeris:

anyone ever consider the fact that queer, trans, and poc on tumblr are so angry because this is the one place we can vent without being

you know

killed

(Source: lancecorporaljaeger)

posted 15 hours ago with 8,340 notes
“They told me to pour my heart into everything I do. So that’s what I did, I poured and poured and poured. Now they ask me why I’m so empty.”
- (via elauxe)

(Source: florential)

posted 15 hours ago with 144,436 notes